It is really compelling how angry some people can get. That’s why Joe Pesci is so magnetic. No one is calling you a clown, sir! Still, the anger emitted by a Joe Pesci character is not as funny as the anger emitted by science commentators.
An article merely reporting the addition of two new elements to the periodic table turned into a forum for angry neeeeeeeeeerds!
Here is an excerpt from the article in Boise Weekly written by George Prentice:
In June, we told you how two new elements were about to be added to the already-difficult-to-understand periodic table. Following a three-year review process, an international committee of chemists and physicists introduced the elements, only known as numbers 114 and 116. But before high-school science teachers change their curriculum, the elements need a new name.
Here is the offending portion of the article:
already-difficult-to-understand periodic table
Take it away, tardvark:
Yes, it is so difficult to understand – and now they want to ADD MORE to it??
LMFAO! George Prentice, you are a fucking moron. You probably don’t even know what purpose periodic table serves.
Captainmo69 agrees:
I am going to agree with tardvark, George Prentice, you sir are a fucking moron. Hard to read, are you fucking serious??? When was the last time you looked at it. You should try sometime. I take that back, don’t just look at it, study it. Study the organization of the chart. It is simplistic. Have a question about an element or the family its in, goto the little box and read. I can’t believe you are paid to write articles. MORON.
DCW what school did you go to, Iwant to make sure not to send my kids there. Useless information??? Another moron.
Michael Young is just sad:
There are less elements and groupings of them on the periodic table than the number contained in most high schoolers contact lists on their phones or Facebook. What’s so hard to understand. I used to weep for the future; now I just weep for the present.
They might be seriously angry, but I just think that they are f-ing hilarious. These are obviously comedy writers with some free time, just making the world a lil brighter. Of course, I could just be a f-ing moron.