Here are some positive statements that you can say to yourself to get yourself going in the morning, or when you feel horrible. These may not work on some situations like the death of a pet, or losing a limb, but if your hair is unusually poofy today for no GD reason then these might work. I’m thinking about being cautiously optimistic that these will work. Anyway… Continue reading
No one should do anything today. We need to recover from the weekend, when some Southern college basketball team that will remain nameless lost to some nameless college basketball team from Florida. I’m not naming names at all. Oh, and also, some nameless professional football team from the Mid-Atlantic lost to some smug team from the Northeast. So let’s all take it easy and take comfort in knowing that Titanic 3D will be out in the Spring. Watching that movie is going to make you feel like you’re drowning in the cold Atlantic ocean, but hopefully in a fun way.
It is really compelling how angry some people can get. That’s why Joe Pesci is so magnetic. No one is calling you a clown, sir! Still, the anger emitted by a Joe Pesci character is not as funny as the anger emitted by science commentators. Continue reading
True fact, one of us is getting a haircut today. Today, you need to ask yourself, “do I need a GD haircut?” Continue reading
Has anyone realized that January is practically over and none of us has finished that scrapbook we started in 2003? Let’s get on that at some point.
Continuing the theme of “staying regular” week, today we bring you the songs that you should be listening to to stay relaxed. Continue reading
… is probably Dirty Dancing. Probably. Anyway, it is a movie. You can’t argue with that. Still, where are the high quality movies these days? Who is making the next Dirty Dancing, Some Kind of Wonderful, or Clue? No one. As a human being, I feel like I need to contribute some ideas for films that will at least be better than Dirty Dancing 2. Continue reading
It’s a Monday, and this week I think we should all be motivated to stay regular. It’s important and as we are all hurtling towards old age, it’s only going to become more important. Here’s a link to the Mayo Clinic’s list of high fiber foods. Continue reading
Today, we are just straight up pandering to our audience. Well, maybe not pandering so much as cat-ering.
